May 21, 2005
Dirty Dolphins Jokes
Humans and dolphins are apparently the only species that have sex purely for pleasure (maybe one day dolphins will learn to have sex for spite as well). Therefore, in honor of our kinship with our hedonistic brethren I have written a bunch of dirty dolphin jokes.
Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and filthy whore?
A: It is understandable for a dolphin to smell and taste like fish.
Q: What is the difference between fucking a dolphin and fucking a fat chick?
A: A dolphin will not stain your sheets with Cheetos powder.
Q: Who many dolphins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the light bulb and five to run a train on your whore of a mother.
Q: What is a dolphin's favorite sexual position?
A: Doggystyle because it's the best!
Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson?
A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk?
Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
A: Dolphins spit while porpoises swallow.
Q: When a dolphin walks into a bar what does he say?
A: Where da white bitches at?
Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.
Q: What is the difference between fucking a dolphin and fucking an Italian?
A: You would get less slimy fucking a dolphin.
Q: What did the dolphin say to the virgin?
A: Alright we don't have to, but how bout you roll over and let me put it in your ass.
Q: Why do dolphins say eeek eeek eeek?
A: Because if they said that all Mexicans are lazy they would be racist.
Q: Who many times a day do dolphins fuck?
A: How the fuck should I know, perv!
Q: How do you stop a dolphin from having a baby?
A: A wire hanger.
posted by John 2:08AM