Girls are the Hottest
The girls at the University of Florida are hotter than the ones that go to your school.
Strolling about our campus are some of the finest pieces of ass this great nation has
produced. There is also a consistency of hotness to our female population, which is
unrivaled on any other college campus. The old maxim holds true consistency breed's
success, and we are the National Champions of female hotness. You might be wondering
how we put together this winning program. Well let me educate you.
The key to getting hot chicks to attend your school is the same as the first of rule
of business. Location, Location, Location. The most important element to UF's success
has been location. How has location put us were we are today? Any sociology or
psychology major will tell you that what makes a person the way they are depends on
some kind of combination between their environment and their genetics (Nature or Nurture).
UF being located were it is (North Central Florida for those who don't know)
has enabled us, to recruit the best nature has to offer, and to provide an
environment that nurtures hotness.
Hot climate hot girls. A nice tropical climate contributes enormously to the
hotness of the women in the area. A warm climate promotes a hot lifestyle
consisting of constant tans and physical fitness. In a warm climate fewer clothes
are worn, less can be hidden, so our girls are more conscience of grooming and
their appearance. A coed at the University of Wisconsin snowed up in her dorm
room for 6 months with a ton of cheese logs, who is pale as a ghost, with
two-week stubble covering her enormous thighs is really a product of her
environment. Cold climate schools do not have a shot at touching UF's crown.
Our warm climate keeps our girls constantly on their game, and almost naked
10 months out of the year.
Variety is the spice of life. A variety of hotness is key for overall success.
There are many different types of hot girls through out our country. From the
beautiful beach blondes of the west, to the sexy sophisticated brunettes of the
northeast, right down to the adorable southern belles of the south. Nature has
created all these beautiful creatures and spread them throughout the land. UF
has united these different types of hot women under our banner. How did we pull
- Again, it comes down to location. Florida is a peninsula and has tons of
beachfront property this has resulted in Florida developing its own beautiful
beach blondes. They are strikingly similar to their counterparts on the west
coast they like surfing, smoking, and sucking dick.
- Florida has attracted many families from the northeast. They have flocked down
here because of a lack of an income tax and to be close to relatives. Among them,
the beautiful sophisticated brunettes. They retain their northeastern attitude,
preppy style, and fondness for sucking dick.
- Lastly, the southern belles are drawn to UF's campus because it is in north
Florida, which is very similar to the rest of the south, its poor, republican,
and there is an understated racism. They feel right at home here and it is
sufficiently far enough away from their parents so they can suck dick with impunity.
Finally, I would like to cover why the girls at UF are hotter than the ones
at the other large school in Florida, FSU. First, anyone who has been to UF
and FSU knows first hand that it is absurd that I even have to provide an
explanation, but for those of you ignorant to the difference I will break
it down for you. FSU sucks! It is a dirty desolate hellhole located on the
panhandle of Florida. FSU academic standards and reputation drives away hot
girls. FSU has low standards they will take pretty much anyone they can get
their filthy panhandling hands on, and as a result their academic reputation
is laughable. Hot girls like to succeed, and they do not want to go to a school
filled with retarded crack babies. While its true that most hot girls are not
that bright, they usually have decent grades (it only takes a little initiative
from them and they can cheat off most any guy). UF's academic standards take
full advantage of this because they are set just high enough to
maintain a good reputation, but not so high, that only nerdy girls and Asians
can get in.
In conclusion the girls at your school suck, and so do ours but in the good way.